my anti-adult list.

i'm 33, married w/ 2 kids & am nowhere near an adult. i think i'm supposed to be but it just never happened. 

here's a list of stuff i don't do or have:

1. money, like seriously. none.

2. goto meetings or carry a brief case.

3. own a house. (not only that but my apartment is TINY. not a trendy "tiny" house, way different.)

4. do the dishes enough. i hate them, they suck. :P

5. the courage to feel comfy around doctors or dentists. (god bless these adult-like people but they freak me right out!)

6. a career. wtf LIFE? 

7. make my bed 88% of the time.

8. a college degree. though i did go, for like a year....i think? well, if community college counts... 

9. cable or even rabbit ear thingys.

10. normal conversations w/ adults. just weird ones. if shit goes normal, i panic.

11. a plan...any plan. i think adults are supposed to have plans?

12. the capability to NOT Love 90's R&B/rap. 

13. exercise, ever. (not really proud of this one, i'm plump as all get out).

14. act like a "soccer/mini van, scrapbooking mom". ((but may i *toot my own horn* by saying, i'm a pretty awesome, funny, weird, child-like mom!)) at least i like to think so.

15. wear pants. (no joke) i live in dresses like a lady-child.

16. a real Facebook name. *gypsy jewls* is my Facebook name, really self?! 

17. the right mind to NOT laugh when i really shouldn't be laughing. 

18. fart.

19. own a pair of sneakers. (possibly goes along w/ the lack of exercise?)

20. shy away at the opportunity to poke fun of myself. hope you enjoyed! :)